Neko

advanced darkness

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

reichenbutt:

reichenbutt:

what I hate most about jordyn: she never wants to admit she’s tired, then she falls asleep

if I go back in there after staying out here for like 10 minutes she will be asleep
'my eyes were tired then I got actually tired and decided to take a 5 hour nap'

rude lies

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings