Neko

advanced darkness

meladoodle:

women are beautiful and amazing

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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jedavu:

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jakemalik:

*flips open flip phone* hello hater hotline

lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

sorry I talk fast when I’m nervous/stressed warningyoubeforehand

subtle:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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pussylipgloss:

buy me heels and hot cheetos

you dying bruh
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